What is it? I mean what in the actual fuck is the problem? ROBERT BORK, EDWIN MEESE, JANET RENO, JOHN ASSCROFT, ALBERTO GONZALES, ERIC HOLDER, JEFF SESSIONS…. Just to name a few. Now we have to deal with Matthew G. Whitaker. Understudy to Jeff “fuckstick” Sessions and apparently yet another bumbling idiot and morally bankrupt joke of a human being.
Acting USAG Whitaker
We can’t win. Where in the motherfucking rules does it specifically state that the US Attorney General has to be a piece of shit? Robert Bork was AG under Reagan. Bork opposed the Civil Rights Act of 1964, saying that
the provisions within the Act which prohibited racial discrimination by public accommodations were based on a principle of “unsurpassed ugliness.
Then there was Edwin Meese. A man so spiritually ugly he actually believed that anyone suspected of a crime was in fact guilty.
U.S News & World Report: You criticize the Miranda ruling, which gives suspects the right to have a lawyer present before police questioning. Shouldn’t people, who may be innocent, have such protection?
Meese: Suspects who are innocent of a crime should. But the thing is, you don’t have many suspects who are innocent of a crime. That’s contradictory. If a person is innocent of a crime, then he is not a suspect.
Then came Janet Reno. Who presided over the murder of women and children at the Branch Davidian compound in Waco Texas. Obama AG, Eric Holder, was also involved in the Waco cover-up. Holder also, as attorney for Chiquita Brand (Bananas) defended the company’s use of Colombian Death Squads to murder Union Members.
I mean, What the Fuck?!!
Matthew G. Whitaker. This guy is at least interesting. Apparently Whitaker is associated with a company called World Patent Marketing. The Miami Beach firm specializes in rather odd products….and consumer scams.
Federal authorities say World Patent Marketing was scam. A federal judge shut down the company last year and fined it $26 million after the Federal Trade Commission found it had “bilked thousands of consumers out of millions of dollars” in fees it charged clients based on phony promises of lucrative patent deals. The company is under investigation by the FBI, the Wall Street Journal reported.
The company’s advisory board, which included a former presidential candidate in the Central Africa Republic and an Israeli-born mixed mixed martial artist, gave it a patina of legitimacy. And between 2014 and 2016, as World Patent Marketing was hawking an array of dubious products and allegedly fleecing aspiring inventors, the company paid Whitaker at least $9,375. Whitaker was no passive board member. He defended the firm against critics, solicited new business, appeared in at least one promotional video for the company, and he seems to have acted at times as outside counsel for the firm. Unlike other advisory board members, he has not returned the payments he received from World Patent Marketing.
Matthew Whitaker, while in Iowa, was a protege’ of dirtbag Senator Chuck Grassley, which is a serious resume’ flaw to be sure. He also proved to be a pretty shitty attorney too.
From 2005 to 2007, Whitaker was responsible for the unsuccessful investigation and prosecution of Iowa State Sen. Matt McCoy, a gay, liberal Democrat, on charges of attempting to extort $2000. A columnist for the Des Moines Register said that the case “… was based on the word of a man former associates depicted as a drug user, a deadbeat and an abuser of women; a man so shady even his Alcoholics Anonymous sponsors called him ‘a pathological liar.“ The jury took less than two hours to return a verdict of “not guilty”.
This guy has moron and scapegoat written all over him. This ought to be interesting. I guess the big question remains… Will we ever get an Attorney General that’s a credit to freedom and not a detriment?
-captainkona
